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Issue No. 061 · today
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
Our correspondent interviewed a duck. The duck left first.
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Issue No. 060
Monday, October 5, 2026
Our correspondent insists the statue moved. The statue denies it.
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Issue No. 059
Sunday, October 4, 2026
Our correspondent has filed no stories. He was on the bench all morning.
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Issue No. 058
Saturday, October 3, 2026
Our correspondent maintains the puddle is bigger than yesterday.
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Issue No. 057
Friday, October 2, 2026
Our correspondent has taken up the crossword. He walks on the clues.
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Issue No. 055
Wednesday, September 30, 2026
Our correspondent reports one bus, on time, deeply suspicious.
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Issue No. 053
Monday, September 28, 2026
Our correspondent maintains he was first to the crumb, and always was.
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Issue No. 052
Sunday, September 27, 2026
Our correspondent covered the bus timetable. It has not changed.
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Issue No. 051
Saturday, September 26, 2026
Our correspondent reports that the bench is still there. Good.
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Issue No. 049
Thursday, September 24, 2026
Our correspondent has been asked to stop sitting on the headline.
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Issue No. 048
Wednesday, September 23, 2026
Our correspondent reports: “Nothing important has happened.”
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